Big Plans

“Ben, what do you think Eli will learn when he’s two?”

“I think Eli will learn how to say ‘placemat.'”

“Oh. And what do you think you’ll learn, now that you’re five?”

“I think I’ll learn how to drink wine!”

Alright then.


  1. anna says:

    Well, at least he has high standards for himself.

  2. Lilian says:

    That’s an interesting one!