Rules to Live By

We have a computer in the kitchen which is essentially our stereo (thank you, iTunes) and which Ben uses to compile important airline facts, look at airplane designs, and occasionally do some writing. The other day I saw this on screen:

RULES*

1. No one near the stage, otherwise the puppets will be scared and the show will stop immediately.

2. The theater is not a play area.

3. No screaming or yelling.

4. If the intermission is longer than expected, no saying, “I wonder when this awful intermission will be over?”

5. No running.

*If you hear a whistle blow, one of the rules has been broken.

I think I’ll go out and buy a whistle.

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